Firecracker Fan Pillows

Safety first - do not store certain items together.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Love your ambiance!"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Bip."

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Fire Backwards.

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Bath Bonfire

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

Animal Crackers. What a mess! I have to check them all. The box says "Do not eat if seal broken" --- Does this look like a seal to you?

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

Dog catches UFO

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Smoking Firemen.

Traveller's Luggage.