Firecrackers Pillows

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Early Programmers.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Monster Clown

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Computer Crimes

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'It looks like our data.'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Sparkler

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"