Firecracker Fanatic Pillows

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Now calm down...there's no need to overreact."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Woman escapes with cats.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Boy whistling at crackers.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

California fires and Coronavirus

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

C is for Cracker

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Sparklers

A parrot business meeting

Urology - Dr Nutcracker.

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Polly want a cracker?

'What an AMAZING display!'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Polly had a cracker.'

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'You gotta admit, these meetings are more exciting since Ed developed the Pyro Power Point Presentation!'

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

I realize we all grieve in our own way, ma'am, but the crematorium staff did not appreciate the fireworks you put in your late husbands pockets.

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

'I wonder where my best suit is?'