Firecracker Fanatic T-Shirts

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Now calm down...there's no need to overreact."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Woman escapes with cats.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

California fires and Coronavirus

A parrot business meeting

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

C is for Cracker

Sparklers

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Polly want a cracker?

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'What an AMAZING display!'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

'You gotta admit, these meetings are more exciting since Ed developed the Pyro Power Point Presentation!'

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"There's a guy at the back booth screaming and setting off fireworks."

'I wonder where my best suit is?'

Astronaut