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"Warning: Read page six before igniting the 'Hose-Head' firecracker."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Woman escapes with cats.

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'You reek of crackers.'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

The man who discovered smoke

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

C is for Cracker

A parrot business meeting

Polly want a cracker?

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Nutcracker mice

Heroes

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"I see fireworks, I see people celebrating..."

"I got my wish!"

Mouse Cracker