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Catesby's Fyrework Company: 'You're the Marketing Manager, Fawkes - Devise some sort of advertising campaign.'

"I've just watched 'Prime Minister's Questions' - I'm not really up for another firework display."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

US National holiday

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Sparkler

Space Pioneer

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

The man who discovered smoke

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"Great launch party"

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Sparklers

Bayonne Festival

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"Now I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen!"

Moon Cheese

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Top floor, please.'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

Okay I admit it - we probably DO need a rocket scientist.

'What an AMAZING display!'

Independence Day Came Early

NASA Pranks

All British Space Mission

Bill for Stronger Fireworks.