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Fourth of July (View from the South border)

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'We haven't used that part of the garden in years. You should never return to a lit firework.'

Doggy Fireworks

Surviving July 4th: One Doll's Story.

'Top floor, please.'

'Just think. . . future generations of Americans will observe July 4 in an orgy of fireworks, beer and barbeque. . .'

'I would have to give this year's display a higher 'oohs! & aahs!' rating than last year's.'

'This reminds me - I start teaching summer school soon.'

' That's the first time we've had fireworks in the bedroom! '

"I wish he took family planning precautions as seriously."

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

Gigantic Firework Display

God Bless America

Independence Day Came Early

Fireworks party and nuclear mushroom cloud in background.

"Beware! This firework is extremely dangerous...It should only be handled by an expert like me!"

"Either you mow the lawn now, or I start the Independence Day celebrations early."

Sparlkers

Sparkler

'Personally I think Kevin should have the tooth pulled at the Dentist.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

US National holiday

Monster Clown

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Sparklers

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler