Fireworks Aficionado Gifts

Catesby's Fyrework Company: 'You're the Marketing Manager, Fawkes - Devise some sort of advertising campaign.'

"I've just watched 'Prime Minister's Questions' - I'm not really up for another firework display."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

US National holiday

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Sparkler

Space Pioneer

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

NYC Department of Sanitation

The man who discovered smoke

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

"Great launch party"

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Sparklers

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Bayonne Festival

"Now I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Top floor, please.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Moon Cheese

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

NASA Pranks

Independence Day Came Early

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

All British Space Mission

'What an AMAZING display!'