Firework Fanatic Gifts

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Happy Fourth of July!

4th of July Fireworks

"Pay attention, everyone! This is the illegal one!"

'You gotta admit, these meetings are more exciting since Ed developed the Pyro Power Point Presentation!'

Two men run away from exploding fireworks

'O.K. One box of sparklers... for that I'll need your birth certificate, passport, national insurance no., driving licence, blood group and shoe size.'

"The finale should be good"

"Hand over the cash, or I set it off"

"Here's 7p, don't bother me for a week!"

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Drinking Driving: Fireworks about to happen.

"Get ready to run."

I realize we all grieve in our own way, ma'am, but the crematorium staff did not appreciate the fireworks you put in your late husbands pockets.

'Penny for the guy who invented indoor fireworks'

'What an AMAZING display!'

Absurd firework lighterdouser

The Politician Firework - 'It's expensive, promises a lot and ends up being a disappointment, but it does go on for ages.'

"Mummy, are you so very awfully upset at Pater wasting all that money on that big firework?"

Legalizing Big Fireworks.

'He always said he loved fireworks but I didn't think he would take it this far.'

'Those fireworks are nothing compared to the coach's after we lost the game!'

Thanks for all your business.

Happy New Year

Astronaut

"So, how long you been running fireworks?"

Autumn Chores - Raking Fireworks

Sparklers

"So much for an eventful fireworks display."

"The last one is Freddy and I, celebrating our anniversary in Hawaii."

'Will you quit your griping. I know they'll be fireworks if we get caught.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"There's a guy at the back booth screaming and setting off fireworks."

Fireworks...bigger and more exciting.