Fireworks Fanatic Gifts

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

Where the hokey pokey went wrong

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Independence Day

An angel attempts to collect fireworks.

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

US National holiday

Monster Clown

Sparkler

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bayonne Festival

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Sparklers

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Top floor, please.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Happy New Year!'

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

Bill for Stronger Fireworks.

'Are you crazy? -- You can't spam SANTA!'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.