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"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Early Programmers.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

Monster Clown

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Computer Crimes

'It looks like our data.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Sparkler

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'