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'That's my savings for a rainy day. Actually, it's more like for a sun shower.'

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Is that neat whisky?"

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

"You created fire, and this is how you use it?"

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

Spring Painter

Eliminating gas spending.

Safety first - do not store certain items together.

'It was hard enough making ends meet when it was just the two of us. Now we have a baby and suddenly there's four more stomachs to feed.'

Man patching up his bag.

Austerity Christmas Crackers.

"Thank you, but a latte costs 5 bucks."

fuel price hike

"Warning: Read page six before igniting the 'Hose-Head' firecracker."

"What the hell was that? I was expecting fireworks."

Sparklers

'What's this, your estimate or your telephone number?'

'... So what does a half a tree cost?'

"Now calm down...there's no need to overreact."

Man with cut off jeans next to 50% off sign

'Hear that? This calls for a major readjustment of your bank account.'

No frills fireworks.

The 99c Store - Formerly: The 87c Store, The 69c Store, The 55c Store, The 39c Store.