Cracker Aficionado T-Shirts

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

'A cracker, eh? -- you're so predictable.'

Club Ritz: Club Crackers

C is for Cracker

"I know you want a cracker, but I refuse to contribute further to the welfare state."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Pope tarts.

"Goal!"