Cracker Lover T-Shirts

"Polly want this, Polly want that. What about what Polly need?"

"Hey, I wouldn't even HAVE a 'cracker problem' if it weren't for you."

'Polly wants a cracker!' 'Maybe we should switch to low-carb crackers?!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

American style Greek cafe.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"