Cracker Lover Mugs

"Polly want this, Polly want that. What about what Polly need?"

"Hey, I wouldn't even HAVE a 'cracker problem' if it weren't for you."

'Polly wants a cracker!' 'Maybe we should switch to low-carb crackers?!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"The bagels are better in New York."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'