Cracker Aficionado Mugs

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

'A cracker, eh? -- you're so predictable.'

Club Ritz: Club Crackers

C is for Cracker

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Goal!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Back in 5 minutes!

Sheltering in place.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.