Cracker Fanatic T-Shirts

"I'm leaving you for a cracker."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'You reek of crackers.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

Say cheese!

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

Diet Sugar House.

A parrot business meeting

"Crayons again?"

C is for Cracker

Polly want a cracker?

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

"I hope he doesn't want to kiss me goodnight."

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

'Foul ball!!'

'Why are you always so crabby?'

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

'Aw - cute!'