Cracker Fan T-Shirts

"Polly wants to blog about crackers."

Computer Room.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Boy whistling at crackers.

Crabbing

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Cracker nice, but Polly want more.

C is for Cracker

A parrot business meeting

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Polly want a cracker?

Imitation Crab

'Polly had a cracker.'

Animal Crackers. What a mess! I have to check them all. The box says "Do not eat if seal broken" --- Does this look like a seal to you?

'Try rebooting.'

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

"I'm leaving you, Polly! You don't want me. . . You just want crackers."

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

'I give it six months max!'

Mouse Cracker

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

"He's been performing longer than Mick Jagger."

"Do you have to be faster than a speeding bullet all the time?"

"Try twenty-three left."

"I know you want a cracker, but I refuse to contribute further to the welfare state."

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

I had thirty different animals in my box of animal crackers. How many did you have? Just one -- a very fat lion.