Wedding Crasher Fan T-Shirts

'I give it six months max!'

vaccine wars.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Clown walks balloon dog

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.