Wedding Crasher Fan Gifts

'I give it six months max!'

vaccine wars.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Juggler and Illusionist

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'