Wedding Crasher Admirer Gifts

Wedding. Frank is so bad people can't stop looking. It's dancing with the stares!

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Bad hair day!

Love is in the air...

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Love Birds love just being together

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Mermaid spawning time.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

Second Thoughts Wedding

'Love is a Drug'.

Hats and Greetings

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Narcissus