Wedding Fan Gifts

Prince William & Kate Middleton.

"Forget it, Carl."

"She won't be content with marrying money, she'll want to spend it"

Just Married

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

'Does my bun look big in this?'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

Champagne

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Advocado

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

Masquerade

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

The Deer of Spring.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"