Wedding Fans Gifts

'We're very excited about the royal wedding.'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

I love you Geyser...

'The coalition of the willing.'

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

Pre-nuptual Nativity

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

'That does it You need glasses'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

Warming hands over soup.

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

"Forget it, Carl."

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

'Will you promise to honor each other's stuff?'

'Are you sure we've got the right date?'

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

"If anyone has reason why these two should not be wed, tweet now or forever hold posting online comments."

'Now when I get back, I want to see a happy little man with a heart full of love, or you'll get a punch in the teeth!!'

'What's the matter, baby? . . . Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is.'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'Can I have the bloody bride and groom please?'