Wedding Fan T-Shirts

Prince William & Kate Middleton.

"Forget it, Carl."

"She won't be content with marrying money, she'll want to spend it"

Just Married

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

'Does my bun look big in this?'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

Champagne

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Advocado

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Masquerade

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Bee in flight.

The Deer of Spring.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'