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"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I hate it when we fight."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Eureka

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

'Even if you were proposing to me, you would tell everyone I proposed to you.'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

When beavers dream.

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'