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"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I hate it when we fight."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Eureka

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

'Even if you were proposing to me, you would tell everyone I proposed to you.'

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

When beavers dream.