Chaucer Fan Gifts

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

Fricka arrives.

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'