Chauffeur Fans Gifts

Baggage Claim. Miller. Lee. Anyone who knows how to hot wire a car.

Try Mediation

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Lost around a military base.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

I drive, therefore I am.

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Guard dogs

Man whistles while driving his car.

Fricka arrives.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Carpet

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"I'm liking it already!"

Exit 89. Why don't you ask for directions? You're no roads scholar!