Chauffeur Enthusiasts Gifts

"You'd better let me handle this transaction, sir."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

I drive, therefore I am.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Penguin Remote

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'The penguin is upset...'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

I love that new elephant smell.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

One Man and Two Trucks