Chauffeur Enthusiasts Prints

"You'd better let me handle this transaction, sir."

Sailor in Car.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

I drive, therefore I am.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'The penguin is upset...'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

One Man and Two Trucks

"Of all the times to stall."