Chauffeur Champion Prints

I drive, therefore I am.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Try Mediation

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lost around a military base.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Man whistles while driving his car.

Guard dogs

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

"I'm liking it already!"

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

'Go to Hell'

Carpet