Joey Chauffeur Prints

"It's done wonders for my back!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

I drive, therefore I am.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Pets on holiday.

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

'My drug problem is a little different. I'm being drug to P.T.A meetings, drug to little league practice, drug to dance rehersal, drug to...'

Red Kangaroo

'Which license do you wish to see?'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

'Shoot! I lost him alright. Looks like I've got a hole in my pocket.'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'I could remove the rust,but then what would you drive.'

"You're lucky, me, I can't read when travelling: I get motion sickness..."

"He's going to have the best of everything."

'Where've you been all morning?' - 'On a pleasure trip. Driving the boss to the airport.'

'Between football, basketball, and track, out moms do more running around than we do.'

Stretch Limo for Daschund

My other dog is a golden retriever

"Have you gone mad?! Get your head in the car!"

"Dad, do we help the environment by turning off our lights?"

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

"Music lessons, gymnastics, horseback riding... your extra curriculum activities are my extra vehicular activities!"

'Well, then, what can I get repaired for this much?'

'...and don't forget to put 10p in the meter at half past two.'