Pet Chauffeur Prints

'Which license do you wish to see?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'...and don't forget to put 10p in the meter at half past two.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'They sure have small litters.'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Dog Food

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Car Rides - Cats

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Pets on holiday.

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'I feel ridiculous!'

The light is green.