Dog Chauffeur Prints

"Have you gone mad?! Get your head in the car!"

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Pets on holiday.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

The light is green.

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

Beg here. Pay here.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"My last dog always too a right there."

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'