Doggie Chauffeur Prints

My other dog is a golden retriever

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

Pets on holiday.

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

The light is green.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

Beg here. Pay here.

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"My last dog always too a right there."

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

Stretch Limo for Daschund

"Have you gone mad?! Get your head in the car!"

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'

'Next time you drive!'