Charger Champion Prints

"His battery anxiety has got out of hand!"

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

I drive, therefore I am.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Toastquest!

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

Traffic Everywhere

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

"They p-p-put m-me in ch-ch-charge."

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

"What's next?"

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

"Today, shocking news when it was revealed that the World Staring Champion has tested positive for Stare-Roids!"

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

Lap-Top Commuter.

Bus driver says to passenger: 'This IS a green bus, but that doesn't mean you can recycle your ticket.'

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

Supermarket traffic lights.

Man stood outside car in traffic jam, seat strapped to his back.

Home nurses are under time pressure too