Charger Champion Pillows

"His battery anxiety has got out of hand!"

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

I drive, therefore I am.

Chris Froome

The nonprofit dog fight.

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Toastquest!

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

Traffic Everywhere

Muhammed Ali RIP

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

"They p-p-put m-me in ch-ch-charge."

"What's next?"

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"Today, shocking news when it was revealed that the World Staring Champion has tested positive for Stare-Roids!"

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

Supermarket traffic lights.

Mike Tyson

Bus driver says to passenger: 'This IS a green bus, but that doesn't mean you can recycle your ticket.'

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

Lap-Top Commuter.

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

Home nurses are under time pressure too