Charging Champion Pillows

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

National Everything Awareness Day

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Chris Froome

Save the termites.

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Skateboard Olympics.

"Dad's home."

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Nature Scents Research Department.

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

A woman's work is never done.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

Muhammed Ali RIP

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

"They p-p-put m-me in ch-ch-charge."

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

"What's next?"

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'