Charter Champion Pillows

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"So, what are you reading?"

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"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

Chris Froome

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

Corporate Lawyers

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Christmas choir

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"I hear we went platinum."

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

Muhammed Ali RIP

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."

"What's next?"

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

Knight with a pen in an LLP.

Supermarket traffic lights.

Long delays likely.

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

Chatterbox Podium