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Supermarket traffic lights.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

Drug testing for Tour de France.

"I can always tell when Roger has had a good day."

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'

Shopping Cart Races

"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."

'Oh no. Looks like another split crew.'

They never did find any weapons of mass destruction...

10 Items or Less or Else.

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

'Need any help with packing?'

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

'Oops! Sorry about that!'

"His battery anxiety has got out of hand!"

Captain Pointy No.40 - Boomerang Darts

"Shopping always makes me hungry."

8 Foodscare products or less.

Tennis

Horse and cart racing alongside horse and riders.

'Sorry, the bagboy is home sick.'

' But it's Thursday ! Tonight can't be made for love. Thursdays are for darts - Saturdays are for love '.