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Supermarket traffic lights.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

"I can always tell when Roger has had a good day."

Drug testing for Tour de France.

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'

"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"

Shopping Cart Races

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."

'Oh no. Looks like another split crew.'

Walking the dog.

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

They never did find any weapons of mass destruction...

10 Items or Less or Else.

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

'Need any help with packing?'

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

'Oops! Sorry about that!'

Captain Pointy No.40 - Boomerang Darts

"His battery anxiety has got out of hand!"

"Shopping always makes me hungry."

8 Foodscare products or less.

'Sorry, the bagboy is home sick.'

Tennis

Horse and cart racing alongside horse and riders.