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"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Pamplona 500

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'What, no onion rings?'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

Recently Retired NASCAR Driver.

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

The rally driver's breakfast

Cross Channel Leap

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

race car drivers.

Formula One kids road rage

Bus rally tour

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

Biggest Hat Award

And I now pronounce you Soccer Mom and NASCAR Dad.

Incentive

V8 Vindaloo

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."