Charter Champion Gifts

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"So, what are you reading?"

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'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

Corporate Lawyers

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Christmas choir

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

"I hear we went platinum."

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

"What's next?"

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

Knight with a pen in an LLP.

Chatterbox Podium

Long delays likely.

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

Supermarket traffic lights.