Craft Champion Gifts

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"It's o.k., come on out."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

At Lego corporate headquarters.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Ideas Man

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

The Solution!

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"Embrace the idea, Stevens, not the ideator."

Annual Board Meeting Of The Center For Interpretive Dance.

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

Inspiration Point

Wear your pens with pride

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.