Construction Champs Gifts

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"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Building a company.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Like father like son.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Corporate Lawyers

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'