Yardwork Champion Gifts

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Gardener

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"He loves his leaf blower."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

'I'm out of bags.'

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Spring/Summer/Winter

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"At least they all fell down at once. . ."

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'