Yardwork Champion Gifts

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Gardener

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"He loves his leaf blower."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

'I'm out of bags.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Spring/Summer/Winter

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

"At least they all fell down at once. . ."

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."