Yardwork Hero Gifts

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

Rotary Mower

Domestic Superheroes!!

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Gardener

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

I did it my way.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Dummies Books.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

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