Construction Champs Mugs

Coronavirus Warriors

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Like father like son.

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

Corporate Lawyers

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'

"Where's the Danish?"