Construction Champ Gifts

"As impressed as we are by your masonry skills, sir, I'm afraid that's no guarantee of a mortgage these days."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Just Stop Boil

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Like father like son.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Are we having fun yet?'

Schrodinger's kittens

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

Corporate Lawyers

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

Nature Scents Research Department.

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

Builders fighting over projects.

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

Pinterest shaming

Woman works late.