Construction Champ Gifts

"As impressed as we are by your masonry skills, sir, I'm afraid that's no guarantee of a mortgage these days."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Like father like son.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Are we having fun yet?'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Schrodinger's kittens

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

Corporate Lawyers

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

Builders fighting over projects.

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

Nature Scents Research Department.

Stock Wanted

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

"What setting do I use for this?"

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

Coronavirus Warriors