Crafty Champion Gifts

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Face painting.

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"It's o.k., come on out."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Ideas Man

Harps and Embroidery.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Styrofoam.'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

What's Their Secret?

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

Sportknitting

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

The Solution!

Skateboard Olympics.

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'