Crafty Competitor Gifts

Hoping to build on the success of 'So You Think You Can Dance?' Fox debuts 'So You Think You Can Knit?'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The Unsportables: Relay

Danth battle?

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Skateboard Olympics.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

Tug the Toggle

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Foul!"

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Show off!'

Interpretive marathon

Umbrella fight.

"Tag, you're it!"

Space Hopper Rodeo