Competitive Crafter Gifts

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"It's o.k., come on out."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Brain Power

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Ideas Man

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

Cross-country knitting.

"Embrace the idea, Stevens, not the ideator."

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Annual Board Meeting Of The Center For Interpretive Dance.

Stitch one, pearl one...

The Solution!

"I had to get braces."

Inspiration Point

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

Wooly mammoth

Wear your pens with pride

A woman knits from a globe.

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Show off!'

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"